people who do the dishes without wearing gloves should be feared and will survive the apocalypse
People wear gloves?
yeah?? There’s special gloves for it???
Where do you get these magical gloves?
The grocery store
I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
tumblrtextpostlines from Star Trek into Darkness
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
i just opened a jar of peanut butter and im cackling
“ayyy its fUCKIN PEANUT BUTTA TIIIIME”
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
AU where u never wrote this fucked up post
checking outlooking at steve
"It is okay, Buck."